Favorite people: Josh Hutcherson and Josh Horowitz
"I have completely memorized Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman and Step Brothers"
I give up. Stop speaking, responding, refuse food and water. They can pump whatever they want into my arm, but it takes more than that to keep a person going once she’s lost the will to live. I even have a funny notion that if I do die, maybe Peeta will be allowed to live. Not as a free person but as an Avox or something, waiting on the future tributes of District 12. Then maybe he could find some way to escape. My death could, in fact, still save him.
These are just some of the TOP RATED comments from this ‘news’ article.
LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING, YOU FUCK TRUCKS:
- These are SOMEWHAT BLURRY images of Jen FROM A BAD FUCKING ANGLE.
- MEANING NO ONE EVER LOOKS THEIR BEST WHEN YOU PAIR SHITTY CAMERA POSITION AND A ZOOM LENS
- SHE IS IN NO WAY FAT OR CHUBBY DID YOU SEE HER AT THE OSCARS SHE LOOKED TINY!!!
- LET ME REITERATE (THAT MEANS ‘REPEAT’ FOR THOSE FUCKERS WHO DIDN’T GRADUATE PAST PRIMARY SCHOOL)
- J-LAW IS NEITHER WIDE NOR A “CHUBBY PAPA SMURF” AS ONE FUCKING LOSER CALLED HER
This has been a friendly PSA to those who are idiotic fuckheads. Have a nice day! :)
Then people criticise her for talking about her weight in interviews…
They say that no one has called her fat
They say that she brings the “weight conversation” for no reason
They say that she is overreacting…
Well I say that some people need to pull their shit together because when you talk like that for a celebrity with a perfect body on internet young girls see your comments and then you know what happens….
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.
The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…
What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?
whoever chose hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia as the fear of long words is gonna have a rope around their neck
WE NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE WHEN LANCE ARMSTRONG GOT CANCER AND LOST A TESTICLE IT WAS ALL ABOUT HIS HEALTH AND HOW INSPIRATIONAL HE WAS BUT WHEN ANGELINA JOLIE GETS A DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM GETTING CANCER, IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW SHE WON’T BE A SEX SYMBOL ANYMORE AND HOW MEN ARE OFFENDED CAUSE SHE WON’T BE AN OBJECT FOR THEM
The importance of Gale, as told by an Everlark lover. This needed to be done.
BEHOLD: This is what phenomenal acting looks like.
a new breed: mommy issues
“The only person in the world I’m certain I love.”